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作者: leisong 时间: 2009-10-27 13:15
标题: 扑克的笑话

[li]扑克的笑话[/li]
这两天看书,看到一个笑话,当时翻倒，和大家分享一下。
There is a guy who lives in Indiana.
One day he wakes to hear a voice in his head.The voice says

uit your job,sell your house,take all your money,and go to Las Vagas.
He ignores the voice and go to work.
Later in the day,he hears the voice again

uit your job,sell your house,take all your money,and go to Las Vagas.
Again,he ignores the voice.
Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day

uit your job,sell your house,take all your money,and go to Las Vagas.
He can not stand it anymore,so he take the voice advice.
He quit his job,sells his house,takes all his money,and flies to Las Vagas.
As soon as he steps off the plane,the voice says:Go to Binion\'s Horseshoe.
He goes to the Horseshoe.
The voice says:Buy an entry into the World Series of Poker.
He puts up his $10,000 and buys a seat in the tournament.
He goes to his assigned table.
In his first hand the guy dealt AsAc.
The voice says:Go all in.
He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot.
Three players call.
The dealer lays down the flop:9h10hJh.
The voice says:Fuck.
hehe enjoy.

作者: zhangzibei 时间: 2009-10-27 17:34
标题: 扑克的笑话
哈哈，笑死了

不过，这个笑话，要是再铺垫下，赢了会怎么样，最后发到river再揭晓悬念，就更好了

这样有点美中不足，看明白它的效应是要构成反差，可是，反差不是太强烈

作者: jck 时间: 2009-10-28 08:37
标题: 扑克的笑话
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氧化钙

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